Somebody, Everybody, Anybody, Nobody

Once there were four Scouters. Their names were: Tom Somebody, Dick Everybody, Harry Anybody, and Joe Nobody.  They were very active and busy people; but what they accomplished was a shame and Everybody knew it.  For example, Everybody had a good idea. Everybody thought Somebody would follow it through. Somebody thought Anybody would work on it.  Anybody thought Everybody should do it.  So Nobody ended up working on it.  Now they all belonged in the same district and a great contest was on.  Who could produce the best pack? Everybody thought Anybody would win the prize. Anybody thought Somebody would win it.  Somebody thought Everybody would win it.  Nobody was the most qualified of the four.  Nobody was very faithful.  Nobody worked very hard. Nobody won the contest.  Which of the four received the prize? Nobody - - But Nobody!

Here's another one:

"Not my job"

Once upon a time, there were four people; their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody. Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody¹s job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it. So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place